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Post by lemonpig on Sept 12, 2009 14:44:09 GMT 1
They're great! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lara on Sept 12, 2009 17:04:55 GMT 1
I agree  ! |
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Post by PamA on Sept 12, 2009 17:19:22 GMT 1
AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later; so, you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over
and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
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Post by lemonpig on Sept 12, 2009 19:16:44 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by NaomiGemma on Sept 16, 2009 8:02:46 GMT 1
lol!!!! |
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Post by babyduck on Sept 19, 2009 1:08:45 GMT 1
Love this one!
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Post by smoggy on Sept 20, 2009 13:49:47 GMT 1
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the cleaner - we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
d**n, there go the lights again....
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them.
What do you mean you want a divorce?
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!
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Post by NaomiGemma on Nov 3, 2009 20:19:34 GMT 1
lol!!
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Post by lemonpig on Nov 17, 2009 12:29:14 GMT 1
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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Post by NaomiGemma on Nov 21, 2009 22:01:46 GMT 1
Lol!!! that is Brill!
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